‘I can’t deal’ – Peter Crouch leaves host stunned after revealing how much he spent on ‘off the scale’ sandwich

PETER CROUCH has revealed he once spent £350 on a cheese and ham sandwich.

The former England striker left his podcast co-hosts Chris Stark and Steve Sidwell stunned.

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Crouch explained that he and his model wife Abbey Clancy were on holiday in the luxury Sardinia region of Porto Cervo.

The couple splashed the cash on a high-end meal at Hotel Cala di Volpe.

It is one of their “favourite places” – but one time things did not go as planned.

Crouch said on his podcast: “I bought a cheese and ham sandwich that cost me £350.”

A gobsmacked Stark was left in hysterics, saying: “Sorry I can’t deal with the quotes today. What happened there?”

Crouch explained: “The lunch there is off the scale but you need to go full board or you get absolutely fleeced.

“It’s about £300 a head for lunch so you better f***ing enjoy this lunch.

“We went and Abbey wasn’t hungry, so I said to the waiter ‘she’s just going to have a cheese sandwich’ and that’s totally fine.

“I filled my boots I was having the whole lot but they still charged her the full £300 – that’s before drink, that’s only food.

“I paid £300 for a cheese sandwich, I couldn’t believe it.

“I’ve argued it but they said it’s a set menu you can have what you like.

“It’s an absolute scandal, it was a really bog standard cheese sandwich.”

Despite the mishap, Crouch loved the food so much he went back there later in their holiday.

But again he got caught out, explaining: “I’m not getting fleeced today, I’m not having this anymore.

“Usually you go the second cheapest wine but I thought f**k this I’m going all in for the cheapest.

“I’ve pretended to look through the menu and then gone for the cheapest.

“The waiter knows exactly what I’m doing – but again he has s***housed me.

“He came and it was a f***ing half bottle – I had to pretend Abbey wasn’t drinking.

“But I’d still go back that’s how unbelievable it is.”

It’s not Crouch’s first food error after previously struggling with a spicy wing challenge on his show.

There were plenty of hilarious moments in the latest episode, including how Steve Sidwell pranked a team-mate via a Babestation call.

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