England 2 Slovakia 1: Bellingham’s late stunner rescues Three Lions from disaster before Kane sets up clash with Swiss

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England 2 Slovakia 1: Bellingham’s late stunner rescues Three Lions from disaster before Kane sets up clash with Swiss

AFTER 95 minutes of excruciating shambles, England were heading home from these Euros in disgrace.

Then, just a couple of minutes of football later, Gareth Southgate’s bullet-ridden troops had propelled themselves into a quarter-final against Switzerland in Dusseldorf next Saturday. 

ReutersJude Bellingham rescued England with an amazing overhead kick against Slovakia[/caption]

GettyBellingham levelled for the Three Lions with just moments remaining[/caption]

ReutersThe goal sent the game to extra time and inspired his side to victory[/caption]

GettyHarry Kane bagged the winning strike early in extra time[/caption]

Jude Bellingham’s extraordinary bicycle-kick equaliser forced extra-time before Harry Kane’s header seized the lead just 53 seconds after the restart.

Here was an exercise in snatching victory from the jaws of utter disaster.

Because England were terrible for 95 minutes. Truly awful.

They had not managed a single shot on target and would have deserved the ignominy of losing in the last-16 to a side ranked 45th in the world.

Southgate somehow managed to watch this sewage show for an hour before he made a single substitution.

There were so many shocking performances that it is incomprehensible he didn’t want to severely shuffle his pack.

He had watched 11 elite footballers seemingly forget how to play football, without resorting to his bench – the England manager’s long-doubted in-game management as bad as ever in his 99th match in charge.

If England do not raise their game significantly when he reaches his century next weekend, they will be sent packing by a very useful Swiss side. 

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Phil Foden, the Footballer of the Year who never really does it for England, was particularly bad – somehow straying offside for a tap-in which should have seen the Three Lions level early in the second half.

A first-half strike from Ivan Schranz had sent England to the brink of a defeat which would have been every bit as bad as the 2016 humiliation by Iceland.

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Being in Germany these past two and half weeks, there had been an overriding feeling that there was a tournament going on, in which goals were being scored and fun was being had, but that England weren’t really part of it.

Southgate seemed less concerned than most of us about this, naming ten out of the same eleven which had started all three group matches.

Kobbie Mainoo started – as he absolutely should have done from the start – in place of Conor Gallagher but that was it in terms of team changes.

Slovakia had beaten Belgium in a VAR-infested opener but had failed to kick on from that one shock victory and had finished third in their group.

Still, it didn’t take long for England to start making them look like world-beaters.

GettyKane headed home to seal an amazing comeback[/caption]

England’s goals sent Gareth Southgate and the England coaching staff into wild celebrationsRex

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Marc Guehi, booked against Slovenia, hauled down David Strelec after a hospital ball from Kieran Trippier.

Strelec went close from the resulting free-kick, then Kyle Walker lost possession to David Hancko, who cut inside and shot just wide of the far post.

Mainoo was booked for a lunge in the Slovakian penalty area, then Bellingham scythed down Lukas Haraslin and it was three English yellow cards inside 18 minutes.   

Bellingham was certainly getting involved more than in England’s previous two games – Trippier blazed over from his cute diagonal pass – but that tackle spoke of desperation.

Walker was having an absolute shocker, frequently losing the ball and looking like a man who had borrowed someone else’s legs.

England ratings: Bellingham rescues woeful Three Lions as big names, and manager, have a shocker

JUDE BELLINGHAM’S majestic overhead kick deep into stoppage time saved England from a humiliating Euros exit.

Gareth Southgate’s side had been utterly woeful and looked to be heading home thanks to Ivan Schranz’s clever finish.

But Bellingham came to the rescue in the 96th minute, brilliantly firing into the corner after Marc Guehi had flicked on Kyle Walker’s long throw.

Remarkably, it was England’s first shot on target, summing how poor they had been.

But another one came soon after, as 53 seconds into extra-time, Harry Kane headed home from close range to set up a quarter-final with Switzerland.

It was as close a shave as it comes, and if they play like this against the Swiss, then they will be toast.

Here’s how Tom Barclay rated England’s stars… and manager Southgate.

Jordan Pickford: 5

Appeared to hurt his left hand when taking a big whack in the warm-up, but still played. Fired a lot of long balls and was lucky not to be lobbed by David Strelec’s 45-yard strike.

Kyle Walker: 4

England’s second-most experienced player had a shocker. He looked uncharacteristically slow, his touch was heavy and his crossing was nowhere near good enough. But it was his long throw that led to Bellingham’s magic.

John Stones: 4

Said it was time for the senior pros to step up in the build-up to the game, but there was little sign of that until Bellingham did his thing, and he is only 21. Stones fired aimless long balls, gave it away and it was his mistake that almost led to Strelec’s trying his luck from range.

Marc Guehi: 5

Booked early after Kieran Trippier’s underhit pass meant he had to take out the excellent David Strelec, meaning he is out of the quarter-final. Ivan Schranz bamboozled him for Slovakia’s opener but his flick-on to Bellingham brought the leveller.

Kieran Trippier: 4

When Jude Bellingham’s good ball found Trippier on the edge of the box early doors, on his favoured right foot, you thought, ‘Here we go’. He smashed it into Row Z.

Declan Rice: 5

An old-school reducer on Juraj Kucka was a fair tackle, even if it left the 37-year-old hobbling. His curling effort with ten minutes to go cracked against the post.

Kobbie Mainoo: 6

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FIRST start at a major tournament and our only decent performer in an horrendous first half from England. Blasted a volley over but was also booked for a late tackle.

Bukayo Saka: 5

We all know what a fantastic player Saka is for Arsenal, and for England in games gone by, but he rarely threatened here. Did go the distance though, and in a number of positions.

Jude Bellingham: 7 and STAR MAN

Cometh the hour, cometh the man. He had underwhelmed again until the 96th minute, but who cares when you step up like that.

Phil Foden: 4

Thought he had levelled early in the second half but his tap-in was ruled out by VAR after he was caught being, inexplicably, offside. Just off it all night, in danger of being dropped.

Harry Kane: 6

Still way off his best – he was nowhere to be seen in the first half and missed a free header after the break – but got it right when it counted in extra time.

SUBSTITUTIONS

Cole Palmer (on for Kieran Trippier, 66): 7

FANS were on their feet applauding when Southgate finally made a change and brought him on. So lively and with a lovely delivery, must be in with a chance of starting against the Swiss.

Eberechi Eze (on for Kobbie Mainoo, 84): 6

Did enough to put off Slovak full-back Peter Pekarik from turning home at close range in extra-time. Looked like he had been hit by a train when Denis Vavro walloped into him.

Ivan Toney (on for Phil Foden, 90): 7

GRABBED the assist for Kane’s winner by flicking on after a free-kick – which he had won with his strength – had been cleared.

Conor Gallagher (on for Harry Kane, 105): 6

Southgate rolled the dice in extra-time by trying to shut the game out, taking his captain off for the Chelsea midfielder.

Ezri Konsa (on for Jude Bellingham, 105): 6

Ditto to Gallagher as Konsa got his first minutes of the tournament in place of the hero Bellingham, which felt a risky strategy.

MANAGER

Gareth Southgate: 3.

A lucky, lucky man. Tactically, his team were all long ball, lacked any movement, and did not conjure up a shot on target until Bellingham’s wonder strike – and that came from Walker chucking it in the mixer. Subs took ages in the 90 and then felt risky as he sought to see the game out in extra-time.

GettyIt was a huge late impact from England’s skipper[/caption]

GettyKane joined in Bellingham with his goal celebration[/caption]

England were served a major warning when Haraslin nipped through and had a shot blocked by Guehi before Trippier desperately scrambled away.  

And soon Slovakia were, deservedly, ahead. Guehi, struggling badly, lost a header, John Stones backed off and the excellent centre-forward David Strelec slipped a pass through from Schranz to slot past Pickford.

Southgate’s side had been inferior all over the pitch. It was shapeless and panic-stricken. England lacked intelligence, movement, pace and the ability to pass to one another.

The front three were terrible – Kane lumbering, Foden lost and Saka utterly ineffective.

And the back four were arguably even worse.

RexThe English public are breathing a sigh of relief thanks to their star duo[/caption]

APBellingham lived up to the hype when he was needed the most[/caption]

Only Mainoo, a 19-year-old on his first tournament start, was gaining any credit and the Manchester United kid had a shot deflected wide shortly before half-time.

Remarkably, there were no half-time substitutions

Still, England thought they had levelled four minutes into the second half, Kane’s diagonal pass for Trippier slicing open the Slovak defence but when the full-back centred for Foden to tap in, the Manchester City man had somehow strayed offside.

It was brainless and it was typical of England’s performances at this tournament.

Warming to this theme, Walker played a short free-kick to Stones, who wasn’t looking, and Strellar lobbed Pickford from 45 yards but his effort went narrowly wide.

PAEngland can now look forward to a quarter final against Switzerland[/caption]

PADeclan Rice and Co were all smiles at full time[/caption]

It was like watching 11 men suffer a collective nervous breakdown.

An hour passed and still no England subs. The boos began to rain down.

Finally, Southgate sent for Cole Palmer in place of Trippier, with Saka switching to the left-back position he had publicly stated he did not want to play in.

Instantly Palmer delivered a fine cross which Foden couldn’t head home.

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Kane sent a free header wide from a Foden free-kick, Rice drilled a long-ranger against the post.

ReutersFans will be hoping England can go all the way[/caption]

GettyBellingham silenced any doubters[/caption]

But in the 95th minute, England were reduced to chucking into the mixer – and it worked, spectacularly.

Walker’s long throw was headed on by Guehi for Bellingham’s show-stopping effort – England’s first shot on target.

Just 53 seconds into extra-time, England were in front.

Toney, who’d replaced Foden just before the equaliser, won a free-kick, which was cleared as far as Eberi Eze.

The Crystal Palace man’s miscued shot was shrewdly headed across goal by Toney for Kane nod across the line and spark bedlam among England’s disbelieving fans.

Slovakia weren’t dead yet. Their tongue-twister man Peter Pekarik missed from two yards just before the change of ends.

Southgate then risked everything by replacing Kane and Bellingham, bringing on Ezri Konsa and Gallagher, and moving to a back five.

But England clung on for dear life. The lucky, lucky, boys. 

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